Custom Cabinets Picayune | Event Spaces
I would say good afternoon readers of Custom Cabinets Picayune, however it has been a hellish, nightmarish afternoon indeed. What does one do when they are six months away from their wedding and they still have no venue, no photographer, no stable details, no pastor, and no music? If Poplarville had a space large enough and affordable for a wedding then I would not be flipping out. But, it does not. And I am flipping out. Event spaces are incredibly hard to come by for an affordable price. Like, why are we not in the event business?
We have talked about all kinds of spaces, but Custom Cabinets Picayune has never had an article talking about event spaces and how to design them and remodel them. Since this year is the year of stressful weddings Wild’s Cabinets and Flooring is going to talk about wedding event spaces in particular today and how you can make one for yourself to rent out and make the thousands of dollars all of these greedy people are making. Even those who are good friends with my beloved naive fiance who are charging full price make a crap load of money by simple owning a chunk of land with a few older buildings on it.
Creating A Wedding Venue
First thing you need to make your own money draining wedding venue is a plot of land. Find some land, buy it, and then build a huge barn on it. People love getting married in barns. Make sure you have several massive oak trees on the property for the outside wedding. You will also need to plant dozens of flowers and bushes. Make sure you have some kind of body of water on it because that right there is an extra thousand dollars to charge.
Because every venue needs a kitchen to do all the dirty work in you will need to make sure your barn kitchen has a lovely set of cabinets lining the walls. Wild’s Cabinets and Flooring is the place to go! However we no longer offer custom cabinets, we do sell pre fab cabinets that will look fabulous in your barn kitchen. Rich people love to pretend to be servers in a kitchen for a day so make them feel like they are authentic poor people living in a barn. Make the cabinets look a little beat up even so they can experience what real people live like.
You really do not have to worry about the venue wall color if you are doing a barn. Wood colors should vary if you want it to look like how rich people envision barns. Try the multicolored wall plank with some faded blues and grays and then splash some white paint on everything and scratch it up. This will drive people crazy and before you know it you will be making millions on your venue that regular people can’t afford. It is just that simple!
This is where you might have to dish out some of your own money. Far be it from me to make any kind of assumption that wedding venue owners are not hurting for money the way regular people are, but really if you can afford to make a wedding venue you can afford to take a trip to Hobby Lobby and buy up all the country looking antique crap and put it in your barn and then charge people four thousands dollars to rent it for five hours on the most important day of their lives. There is a special place in hell for you.
How Can I Charge Even More?
Add more barns! The more rustic and poor you make your wedding venue look the more money you can charge your customers. It is fabulous. Take out the free decorating and then add another thousand dollars on their bill. It is so easy. Stone walk ways are a guaranteed way to add charges. And don’t forget those little hidden fees you can charge people on their very special wedding day, cleaning charges are always the best ones. If people want to have a rehearsal dinner then make sure they do not understand before hand and then have to pay an extra eight hundred dollars.
Even Wild’s Cabinets and Flooring believes in the usage of social media for their business. Why not take advantage of social media for business promotion the way wedding venue owners take advantage of average people? Wild’s Cabinets and Flooring has a Facebook page where our customers can enjoy the perks of being connected throughout the day. We use our page to advertise our newest shipments and products as well as our weekly deals. You do not want to miss out on those!
Wild’s Cabinets and Flooring
Wild’s Cabinets and Flooring is a local business located in Poplarville, Ms. We specialize in cabinetry and flooring. Although we no longer offer custom cabinetry if you call us at (601) 795-0305 and talk with us about what you are looking for we may make an exception. Our flooring department is condensing for the benefit of our more indecisive customers. Come check out what we are doing in our show room. We have been making so many changes. Our customers are going to love it! Stop by some time and have a look around our show room.
Custom Cabinets Picayune
This has been another issue of Custom Cabinets Picayune, brought to you by Wild’s Cabinets and Flooring. We hope you have enjoyed your time with us and come back again tomorrow when I will be more than likely still ranting about the shoddy deck I have been handed in life. Good luck to all you wedding venue owners who rob regular people. I hope you get something really special one day, like a dose of reality like the rest of us. For more information concerning how to be a dollar sucking wedding venue owner call Wild’s Cabinets and Flooring at (601) 795-0305. Stay classy. Custom Cabinets Picayune