Custom Cabinets Picayune | Electronic Cabinets

What a fabulous day it is to be in the neighborhood and a wonderful day to start another issue of Custom Cabinets Picayune! Tis the day all the little children and psychos have been waiting for. Yes, it is Halloween! All Hallows Eve. The day that was once celebrated for good that the pagans yet again stole and corrupted. Halloween was once celebrated as a day to remember the deaths of the martyrs who gave their lives for Christ. Somewhere down the road the Celts, my kinfolk, decided it was an even better idea to stop celebrating martyrs but to spread fear among people by telling them that Halloween was the day when the veil between Earth and Hell was the thinnest and the evil were able to walk the earth and possess a human body for the night. By dressing up in costumes people believed that it would confuse the spirits and they would be safe from becoming possessed. These days Halloween is all about the children and costumes and candy and the competition of who can become diabetic the quickest. But that is the changing of the times Custom Cabinets Picayune. Times change and technology advances which brings me to our next discussion.

Our world has advanced in medicine, science, and technology (which are all basically the same thing) and Wild’s Cabinets and Flooring are no different. We are making advances in the cabinet business that no other has ever seen. Electronic cabinets! What would your life be like if you never had to worry about tending your cabinets? Picture this:

Waking up in the morning, you feel horrendous. Body aches, chest congestion, nasal polyps, and raging diarrhea–this is what has greeted you upon waking. You can’t move except when you have to throttle yourself into the bathroom. You are struggling on the toilet and come to the horrifying realization that you do not have any toilet paper handy. It is stored away in the cabinet above your head, but you can’t bring yourself to stand up and get it. Thankfully, you have one of those electronic cabinets. You decided to get a voice activated set. Saying the simple command, “Cabinet, release a roll of toilet paper,” a roll of fresh toilet paper is dropped into you hands. You can rest at ease. Somehow you manage to walk to the kitchen and collapse into the bar stool. You want to try to eat some cereal, but the cabinets are so far away. You give them the right command and suddenly there is a cereal box and a spoon on your beautiful granite counter tops you ordered from Wild’s Cabinets and Flooring. All you have to do is make your way to the fridge and pour the milk after you tell the cabinets to pick up the cereal box. Your morning is already looking better. Medicine is set out for you on the bathroom counter when you get back to your bedroom, courtesy of the electronic cabinets, Custom Cabinets Picayune. You do not double check to make sure it is the correct medicine because you trust the cabinets decision. You are finally back in bed and starting to feel better. All because you decided to purchase electronic cabinets.

Wild’s Cabinets and Flooring have been making strides in the advancement of cabinetry. We are still researching better ways to improve our electronic cabinets. They are not yet marketable and still under test trials which we take volunteers who would like to try out these new electronic cabinets. However, Wild’s Cabinets and Flooring must say before anyone volunteers that the cabinets are still under production and may or may not have defects. Volunteers may experience flaws in the cabinets which are and are not limited to, malfunctioning doors, sparks, random bouts of rebellious behavior, fires, and aggression. Volunteers will be asked to fill out contracts that state that they understand the situation they are getting themselves into. There is a chance of volunteers experiencing burns, dismemberment, and in some situations death may occur. Wild’s Cabinets and Flooring will not be held responsible for any physical, emotional, or spiritual harm that may come to the volunteer. Participate at your own risk. Volunteers will be asked to allow our researchers into their home so our scientists can monitor and evaluate the state and condition the cabinets are in. If there are any signs of neglect among the cabinets, the volunteer will be immediately stripped of their cabinets and they will be given to another more worthy volunteer.

For  any questions and information regarding the electric cabinets and Wild’s Cabinets and Flooring’s volunteer testing program please call us at (601) 795-0305. If you have not discovered that you are on our website yet, please check out our website at We also have a Facebook page called Wild’s Cabinets. Go to right now and like our page! We use our Facebook page to advertise daily and weekly deals as well as our newest shipments such as our display of Southwind flooring and the beautiful, exotic granite counter top samples. If anything, coming to our shop to see the granite counter top samples is alone worth the trip, especially the glitter one which is my personal favorite. There is also a section on our Facebook page where we encourage our customers to leave us a review that favorably express your opinion of Wild’s Cabinets and Flooring. Unfavorable reviews may or may not result in the individual being banded from Wild’s Cabinets and Flooring.

This has been another riveting issue of Custom Cabinets Picayune! We look forward to you being with us next time. Remember to for more questions concerning the electronic cabinets volunteer program call Wild’s Cabinets and Flooring at (601) 795-0305. Or come down to Poplarville, Mississippi to visit our show room and take the tour around our samples of flooring and the illustrious samples of granite counter tops. Our series of Custom Cabinets Picayune is about to come to end. Stay with us through all of our custom cabinets series. Wild’s Cabinets and Flooring loves their customers!