Custom Cabinets Hattiesburg | Extra Strength Cabinets
Good morning, good morning to all of you lovely and faithful readers! It is indeed a beautiful overcast day for another issue of Custom Cabinets Hattiesburg. As you all well have surely noticed, the weather is changing, trees are slowly switching into their fall wardrobes (unless you live in Poplarville, because then it is the effects of poison), small businesses lining the quaint main street of Poplarville are decorating the fronts of their shops with pumpkins and hay bales and scarecrows that suspiciously resemble certain heinous members of society. People all over are getting ready for the STILL impending cool weather. It’s just another few days until October and yet we are all still sweating to death. But the unnaturally sweltering heat does not come to close to hindering some of us obsessed with fall. We are adamant in our boot and scarf wearing, and what is more important is making sure we do not look like gelatinous blobs in our skinny jeans. What does this have to do with cabinets? I am so glad you asked, readers of Custom Cabinets Hattiesburg. Allow me to elucidate my dears.
Cabinets are more than just attractive planks of wood that hang in strategical positions on our walls and supply us with copious (depending on the cabinets) amounts of storage. Wild’s Cabinets and Flooring have provided several previous articles discussing the many different ways cabinets can change the life of a human being. Feel free to look over some of our older issues of Custom Cabinets Hattiesburg, Custom Cabinets Picayune for reference.
In light of the changing seasons, some of us want to look decent in our wardrobes and thus are in need to make more time to hit the gym. But what if like yours truly you can’t seem to find time to get in your car and drive five minutes across town? What if you can’t afford the monthly payment? Or what if your gym has nothing but treadmills and you have exercised induced asthma? Well, it is your lucky day! Wild’s Cabinets and Flooring can supplement this hole in your exercise life. Custom cabinets training is a health trend that is sweeping the northern nations like a snow storm, taking millions down with it. Our ice covered friends across the ocean in Denmark have taken a new approach to weight loss and strength training with the most unlikely of tools: Cabinets! One of the first people to try this method of training out chooses to remain anonymous, however he started by taking two of his old cabinets, placing a bar between the two and using them as a bench press. He claims it produced astounding results! This was just the beginning of the custom cabinets weight loss revolution. Custom cabinets as strength training spanned the country of Denmark and shortly jumping over to Finland where the real progress was made in the custom cabinets as health tools.
Finnish people have tried their best to keep this secret of custom cabinets as health tools under-wraps, but their secretive strategies were no match for the scouts at Wild’s Cabinets and Flooring. We have the best scouts available always looking for new and better ways to provide custom cabinets for our customers. A nameless individual stationed in Finland who studies the effects of cardio with custom cabinets was generous enough to indulge us here at Wild’s Cabinets and Flooring. According to her extensive studies, the exercise she named the “Hop and Skip” has produced tremendous results among those clients coming down from morbid obesity. “You start with one cabinet built exactly three feet long and wide and starting at the side of the cabinet proceed to hop over it to the other side. You repeat this process for ten reps and then add another cabinet continuing. You repeat this process until you can no longer leap across the cabinets.” There is also the vertical cabinets hop and skip that some prefer over the horizontal method. Both methods produce outstanding results and are safe for those clients who have had weight loss surgeries. As with any kind of physical exertion, make sure to consult with your physician before starting a new exercise. For optimal results a healthy diet is encouraged.
Wild’s Cabinets and Flooring are working to bring the north health trends to our nation. If any of our current customers are interested in participating in our studies concerning the custom cabinets health trials please get in touch with us. For further information call us at (601) 795-0305 or come see us at our home base in Poplarville, Mississippi. We are also on the world wide web! Check us out on www.wildscabinets.com. Most of our information and advertisements are on our Facebook page Wild’s Cabinets. We take messages from Facebook Messenger as well as emails and texts. For the special text number, call us and one of our helpful staff members will happily give you Greg Wild’s number. Please make sure to text him repeatedly to get the ultimate attention you deserve. He is available at all hours, especially when he is on vacation with his family. They just love being checked on by customers!
Like any custom cabinet order, our customers must still go through the design process which includes contacting us to make an appointment with one of our consultants who will take down all your information and give you a stack of forms to fill out. This process is expected to take about forty-five minutes. After the consultant has gotten the information he or she needs they will assign you to a designer who will work with you as a conduit to our skilled and professional custom cabinet builders. Depending on the types of exercise specific cabinets you have requested, your order can take up to several months before you receive it completely finished and ready to use. Be patient for your health targeted cabinets. The wait is worth it as well as your health!
This has been another astounding issue of Custom Cabinets Hattiesburg. I hope you have enjoyed the read. Until next time, stay healthy Hattiesburg!